About A.U.
“Per Arduum ad Assholum”
A prestigious institution dedicated to the art and science of being insufferable, with absolutely no academic credibility whatsoever.
Our Mission
To provide the world's most prestigious unaccredited education in the field of assholery, delivering certificates of dubious distinction to those brave enough to embrace their inner insufferable self.
We believe everyone deserves the right to be officially recognized as an asshole, without the burden of actual education.
“Excellence in Irrelevance Since 2025”
Core Values
Satirical Excellence
We take not being taken seriously very seriously.
Unaccredited Pride
Zero recognition from educational bodies worldwide.
Premium Nonsense
Only the finest digital parchment for our certificates.
Global Irrelevance
Equally meaningless in all 195 countries.
Our Illustrious History
2025
Founded in a moment of divine irreverence
2025
First certificate issued (to ourselves)
2025
Achieved global unaccreditation
Forever
Maintaining zero academic standards
Distinguished Leadership
Chief Asshole Officer
Anonymous
Ph.D. in Advanced Assholery
Dean of Disappointments
Also Anonymous
M.S. in Subtle Shade
Provost of Pettiness
Still Anonymous
B.A. in Petty Arguments
Accreditation Status
Proudly Unaccredited
We maintain a perfect record of zero recognition from any legitimate educational authority. Our degrees are not valid for employment, further education, or any practical purpose whatsoever.
This is a feature, not a bug. Entertainment purposes only.
Frequently Asked Questions
Are your degrees real?
They are as real as our accreditation, which is to say, not at all. They exist digitally and look impressive, but confer no actual credentials.
Can I use this for my resume?
You can, but we strongly advise against it. Unless your employer has an excellent sense of humor, in which case, go for it.
Why should I pay for this?
Because sometimes the best gifts are the ones that make people laugh. Plus, our certificates are blockchain verified, which sounds impressive even though it means nothing in this context.
Is this legal?
Absolutely! Parody and satire are protected forms of expression. We make it abundantly clear that this is for entertainment only.
Get in Touch
Have questions about our lack of credentials? Need help choosing the perfect meaningless degree?
Note: The Dean may or may not exist and definitely has no actual authority.